Comedy

“May I fondle your gluteus maximus milady?”
“Why you certainly may, my good sir”
“A bucket...

Of all the
Carousing
I have
done
in 36 or so
Nations

Running...

In the dark recesses of my mind
Dwells a passion for life and all it's secrets
To experience...

When I was small
Everything looked so tall
I would stand on my tippy toes to try & see...

Life
is nothing
Don’t suffer much
just live it
hard working never pays off...

It's fun time at “Happy Jack's Corral”
I'm here to tickle your fancy
That's just below your “...

A little tongue in cheek poke at a subject close to the mother of every primary school child in the U.K....

S weet red jelly in my mouth
T oasties to compliment the flavour
R ed paint splatter on a...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg
My brain's in a quandary, I'm on my last legs
The...

There's a bunch of furry animals
Running around our house
Cats and dogs and ferrets
...

I really look forward to brekkie each morning
It's my favorite meal of the day
Chickens,...

We follow them,
We all must obey,
Simple pawns and pieces,
In the games they play....

Senator Cory Booker's column titled 'stealing second' that he wrote in the Stanford student newspaper in...

you never can tell
what you can do to love

until you come to her again and again

...

Y our love is light and bright
e very morning you kiss me
l ighting my way, and
l...

Today is
the day
that we
celebrate
the gift
that has
been c...

Having a shower is like running outside naked in the rain
Though with my Adonis-like physique, a lot...