Comedy

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The dicktator

The dicktator

They elected me as their weird dicktator
President is my title but I am the greatest hater
...

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When My Ticket Numbers Win

When My Ticket Numbers Win

When My
Numbers
Match
The Winning Lottery
Ticket
We are going
to...

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I WANT TO SLEEP FOREVER

I WANT TO SLEEP FOREVER

I want to sleep forever and never awake
Getting up would be a big mistake
When you are awake...

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A Party Under The Floor

A Party Under The Floor

Here's a subject
Haven't written bout before
Whad'ya think's living
Under the floor...

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Shadows of the night :)

Shadows of the night :)

Charlie was a city cat
The leader of the gang
He had a fight...

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Donavan & Delores

Donavan & Delora

Donavan & Delora
They were the loudest of the lot
You’d hear...

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Me & my obsessions :)

Me & my obsessions :)

I am a very busy person
& Obsessive so they say
I am...

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Nature Calls

Nature Calls

Nature calls and I don't mean coyotes
Got a panicky feeling down to my toe-sies

Till the...

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PINK HAIR DON'T CARE

PINK HAIR DON'T CARE

Upon my head there is some hair
The colour is pink and I don't care
You can spot me easily...

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A chefs soldiers minute

A chefs soldiers minute.

Hearing Cans cracking in every direction,
The feeling of remorse...

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The Prickles shindig

The Prickles Shindig

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm...

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Chest Hairs

Chest Hairs

I talk to my chest hairs every day
Hi there, you seem well endowed
You're coming along quite...

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Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was...

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What's For Din-Din

What's For Din-Din

In the heat of a passionate encounter
Do you ever stop and think
“Wonder what's for din-din...

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the magic mask...

the magic mask...

t his face belongs to me now
h ow nice to have a different smile
e motions of a lonely and...

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Algorythms

Algorythms by Angeliquoi?

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It Ain't Easy Being...

It Ain't Easy Being Humble

If there's one thing to remember as you travel life's highway
We're all made of the same stuff...