Comedy

You don't fit school, Or school doesn't fit you,
You miss a few classes, you go sniffing...

I stand here getting ready to jump people walk by and look at me
I said I am going to jump thay just...

I was there that fateful day
when the one and only Jesus Christ
our Lord and Savior
...

Plato was a teacher of philosophy,
Not woodwork or cooking or theosophy.
He gave each a...

The lessons she was taught, also taught me...

I don't know her name but, she taught me a lot......

Jack, Jack what a guy
With your screams and yells and your septic eye
Your voice booms...

You wake up in the morning
She is inside your head
She's in your dreams at night
When...

As your walking along, a girl catches your eye,
You turn round, did she notice you,
...

My mom diagnosed with cancer, needed operation that doctors said 90% chance she would not survive...

Our skin is soft and sparkly,
Our hair is made from rainbows,
We poop colorful magic,
...

Knock Knock...

Who is it?

Your Neighbor, Mr Dennis...

Hello...

I don't...

I named her Carrie because she was a car,
I bought it from a man called ray,
only a few years...

Stace complains about gav's dick,
says there's not much she can do with it,
pulls it up and...

fast as a blitzen comet,
this dashing prancer
contra dancer
(i.e. Rudolph nary hoof)...

How will I ever be that was intended I to become? How must I bend, bleeding, pleading to my breaker to he...

Why is the sky blue?
Why is the grass green?
Why do the stars flicker and what do they mean...

please allow arability of friendship
and hoop fully this acquiescence
can render an accord...