Comedy

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY
There was a leprechaun called Tim
Who was incredibly thin
When...

The doors are open...

Ladies you're in for a special treat...

Let me introduce you to...

When I met a woman, I didn't know she's married or that she's a slut.
Her husband caught us and he...

I wouldn't buy a mini,
far too tinny,
as for a skoda,
they make you look much older,...

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny....

Shut the door, don't want to hear outside, pause the telly...you nelly
All the sound needs to go,...

I once knew a girl whose name was Tilly
When it was hot she was always chilly
She always did...

I know that when you open this,
you'll realise your card's amiss,
I'll tell the truth.....I...

Dirty work
Intense labor
Endless problems
So much money in
Expensive parts and...

Sun out everyday
Unconditional love for warm weather
Memories being made
Mushy sand in...

In all kinds of weathers without fail
Crawling along was William the snail
Winter, spring,...

#1
echoes from Eagles
miraculous winter courtship
sojourner's...

There once was a sleuth from Belgium
There were murders wherever he'd go
So don't get his...

In the United States there's a Calendar for everyday of things to do...

There's National Pizza Day...

He sat in his chair with authority.
A starship he did command.
Looking for new life.
...

I hope that there’s a heaven to go to when we die,
so full of joyous laughter we never need to cry...

This year is different
Honest, I haven't lied
For the first time in 62 years
April...