Comedy

Sun coming up and my mind at work I do this all day long
I say I hear song playing some where so...

Rocket Man
In a Month
or so
Your about
to go to
the big
league...

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I'm so proud to witness all of this,and i wanna make you participants.
If you...

A man named Donald is twenty years older than me
Lived on a pirate ship moored in Newport Quay...

Pubwatch is a scheme operated by landlords,
it is countrywide and if anyone gets barred from a pub...

Tall reaches tallest shelf ,stretching heights he reaches by himself.
Short will struggle down below...

Here is a tale of a lady named Louise
Who had an addiction to all types of cheese
First thing...

“It’s such a mans world!”
So many women say
But try packing your shopping bags
On a...

Whenever I get a chance during the interval,
I see him smile,
I see him laugh,
I watch...

Hello social media's newest craze
Let me show you a different face
In fact I airbrush my...

It's amazing what the eye surgeons can do,
remove cataracts on the top of a tibetan mountain in a...

We race up the stairs
To the bedroom
Drunk and in love
Giggling with every step...

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The suffering
Walking the dark street
Before the moonlight
Here the monster
...

He is a frequent visitor to McDonalds every day
The choice of food keeps his hunger at bay
...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

It was raining and dusk was setting in,
she was sat in the restaurant doorway
on an old...