Comedy

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What makes me write?

What makes me write?

It could be a word
Song of a bird
Or dog dirt on the street
It could be a smell...

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Snow Busy

Snow Busy

Apologies for being quiet,this week's been a proper riot.
Kids 'n dogs 'n chickens too, took up all...

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School Life

School Life

It was the last day of school,
Some acted strong & others cool.
But I know how shattered...

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LITTLE CHARLIE BUGG

LITTLE CHARLIE BUGG

To the moon and back is a very long way
Little Charlie Bugg tried to get there in one day
5...

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ANGEL

ANGEL

At Noon, my Grandmother Expects Lamb

Always Notice Guys; Everyone Leaves

And Now Girls...

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Broken Offering

Broken Offering

I don't have much to bring ,
Just these dirty rags ,
And rusted chains ,
How could you...

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Miss Anne Baker...

Miss Anne Baker...

**such fun I had with this??**
I know a lady called miss Anne Baker she was an incredible cake maker...

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A lump of cheese

In the summer we would go to Barry Island,
even people from England went there,
there was a...

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Give Me Three Steps Ode To...

Give Me Three Steps Ode To Ronnie Van Zant

I remember
being in my
early 20's
in a bar
a young
soldier
...

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Chocolate chip cookie...

Chocolate chip cookie...

Run little red riding hood
For these cookies smell good
Forget about there slobbering noise...

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Grits

Grits

You make
my
heart
skip
when
your presence
awakens
my...

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She Looks Like The Colonel

She Looks Like The Colonel

I know that beauty is superficial, what's important in a person is what they have internal.
But she...

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Mushy Peas

Mushy Peas

While
abroad
in the
?? Uk
i came
across
a cuisine
called...

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Restrooms Are For Paying...

Restrooms Are For Paying Customers ONLY!!!

I went into a Cafe
Had to go
really bad
Asked the
Barista
for the...

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The Duke Farm

The Duke Farm

When the Duke boys tried to jump over my house, they crashed through the middle.
The damn General...

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Girl Crush

Girl Crush

Am I going crazy?
Perhaps I'm slightly mad?
I seem to have a girl crush.
The first I'...

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Sleepless mind

There's not a peep,
But I can not sleep,
I've been trying ages,
I've read pages,...