Comedy

and i just want you to be with me
with me mentally,emotionally and physically
i want you, to...

This poem is going to be hard to rhyme
Phrases associated with animals and birds we use all the time...

This is a tale of a four year old named Polly
Who lost her first tooth while eating a lolly...

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she...

You walk
the walk
and talk
the talk
Your sassy
and classy
high...

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it's still...

transmitted trashy talks
(partially presented pablum pertaining
particularly - president...

Drops
Of
Doughnut
Sugar,
Surrounds
This,
Heart
Is
...

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I...

My greatest fear
You’ll laugh when you hear
But it’s really true
I would never lie to...

To travel afar
From Home to home
To meet at Newton Haven
To cause the World's End...

When I sexually harassed the She-Hulk, it was a mistake.
I was unaware of just how many bones that...

This poem centres around a mother and child group
They met once a week for coffee and soup
...

Got an ice cream cone in one hand
While typing with the other
Ice cream creates contented old...

I can't
Sleep
For I've
Committed
A crime,
I stole
A loved
...

I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she...

(Leave Everything Today ~ Maybe Tomorrow)

Let me in
Let me win

Let me sing...