Comedy

I know I've married once or twice.....or if you're picky, call it thrice.
But honestly, how can you...

It was a dull November morn
Piss Cow and Shit Pig
Were awake just after dawn

They...

When a burglar ate some of my expired food, it made him expire.
The next day I learned that an...

when on a lark, this primate shut his eyes
until sight formed slits doubling up as a wink
...

Chips How is it made? From where it came? I asked myself For its addicting taste I thank the inventor For...

Chips How is it made? From where it came? I asked myself For its addicting taste I thank the inventor For...

I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't...

Appearance of the New Courier
(with namesake "Georgia Ives")
flew into the courtroom
...

When all was said and done,
Tom Willis kicked the crap out of George Jefferson.
George...

Fergie
Your Artistic
Interpretation
of the
National Anthem
was as...

She is made
like an egg
sunny side up
Firmly solid
if you by pass
the...

The meat
that I
had saved
in the
Refrigerator
magically
appeared...

Monster IN My Bed
Decibels at danger level, every night the same.
Flashing telly through my...

Monday mornings are bad enough
But this one's hard to take
It's the first day back at work...

Sweet Susan swallowed seven salty snacks
Patient Peter packed popcorn packs
These ladies and...

Me and my hula hoop are swinging away,
it is part of a baby boomer contest for the day,
my...

I've gotta friend called Duncan, he is my bestest chum, he likes to trawl the internet for pics of tits and...