Comedy

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Ambulance Chaser

Ambulance Chaser

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she...

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Class

Class

You walk
the walk
and talk
the talk
Your sassy
and classy
high...

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My Neighbor Gave Me A...

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it's still...

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traduce tis trademark Trump...

traduce tis trademark Trump's traitorous...

transmitted trashy talks
(partially presented pablum pertaining
particularly - president...

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First Kiss...

First Kiss...

Drops
Of
Doughnut
Sugar,
Surrounds
This,
Heart
Is
...

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A Rabbit Wasn't Included

A Rabbit Wasn't Included

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I...

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My Greatest Fear

My greatest fear
You’ll laugh when you hear
But it’s really true
I would never lie to...

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The World's End

To travel afar
From Home to home
To meet at Newton Haven
To cause the World's End...

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Don't Sexually Harass...

Don't Sexually Harass The She-Hulk

When I sexually harassed the She-Hulk, it was a mistake.
I was unaware of just how many bones that...

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MOTHER AND CHILD GROUP

MOTHER AND CHILD GROUP

This poem centres around a mother and child group
They met once a week for coffee and soup
...

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Ice Cream In Vegetable Soup

Ice Cream In Vegetable Soup

Got an ice cream cone in one hand
While typing with the other
Ice cream creates contented old...

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Criminal love...

Criminal love...

I can't
Sleep
For I've
Committed
A crime,
I stole
A loved
...

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Pinched

I pinched my coworker on St. Patrick's Day for not wearing green.
I thought it was funny but she...

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LET ~ ME

LET ~ ME

(Leave Everything Today ~ Maybe Tomorrow)

Let me in
Let me win

Let me sing...

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The Hum Mew Zing Of A Night...

The Hum Mew Zing Of A Night Owl

more often than not, a knightly surge
combs a pawn me,
especially after the stroke of...

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stormy weather

stormy weather

wild wintry winds woosh wind
slates down-crash
smash to smithereens
on footpath...

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Codliver oil

My mate likes to smoke cannabis ,
he comes round mine and rolls it on my table,
the same old...