Comedy

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Spring

Spring into Summer
Spring into sun
Spring into boredom
Spring into fun

Spring...

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Look

Look

I got your attention
which was my
purpose
a con
created
by ink
...

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How to get a youthful figure

I know a secret and I'll share it with you,
it is the answer to that age old question,
how do...

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Weekly Hot Date with Esposa

Weekly Hot Date with Esposa

HOT DATE NIGHT

avocados cottage cheese

potatoes lemon juice

broccoli soy sauce...

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Damn You....

Ever felt you been a gift to your lover's heart
and paid the price for what you did to her
...

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silliness

Most the world begs for freedom,
possibly even a right to defend??
The freedom of religion;...

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Rooted...

Rooted...

Hello there,
I am but a tree
Butterflies flap their wings
Birds sweetly in tune sing...

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Divine Heathen Lurches...

Divine Heathen Lurches Philosophical

index finger of left hand
(likened to Michelangelo
meticulously chiseling away
at...

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A Book

I have this great new idea,
think I'll write a book.
Thought I was pretty creative,
...

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Speedy greedy Mr Fox.

One day Mr fox, who was ever so speedy,
for no reason at all felt overly greedy.
He was needy...

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my experience with writing...

C Crum
Writing; how much fun would be to have this for my job?
Every publisher with whom I...

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Your Cheatin Heart

Your Cheatin Heart

Did you know
As a sniper
can shoot
at a great distance
A camera
can...

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My Wife Is A Hoe

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

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Pocket Pal

Pocket Pal

Picked it up
When just a kid
Found I had talent
Always was hid

Play it by ear...

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My morning

My morning

My mornings begin with
toothbrush”
in hand’
and then a brush
of slick me back...

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My morning

My morning

My mornings begin'
with toothbrush”
in hand’
and' then a brush'
of' slick me...

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Romeii and Julie

Romeii and Julie

He was named Romeii because he was conceived on a honeymoon in Rome,
Julie was called so as her...