Comedy

These two had their audience in stitches
They took your heart and made it smile
They were...

Oh dear goblet of life saving,
Come and caress my lips,
Take me from this brutal world,...

They say that you can’t love someone until you love yourself. From what I understand, it is true.

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People intent on making another's a living hell
wasting time to unknown consequences
Caring...

Where I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me...

Oh Lord...

Easter and April Fool's Day all in one...

Naughty and nice, My kind of Day......

“Here comes a tosser, if ever there was one.
Have a go, matey, it’s a thirty two pounder.
Not...

Silence is here, I can't hear a sound, except the slight whimper of next doors mutt-hound.
I like to...

Dropped something on my foot today
Not the best thing to do I hear you say
Trying to carry...

no matter this dawg gone pup
took numerous one after another cat nap
his utterly fatigued...

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only...

how
how is it possible
how could i just believe it
how could i just keep going
...

why
why decide to get me here
why put me through it
why couldnt you just say no...

and i just want you to be with me
with me mentally,emotionally and physically
i want you, to...

This poem is going to be hard to rhyme
Phrases associated with animals and birds we use all the time...

This is a tale of a four year old named Polly
Who lost her first tooth while eating a lolly...

I bumped into a woman and knocked her down with my car.
I don't blame her for being angry but she...