Comedy

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You Should Never Drink...

You Should Never Drink Prosecco On A Trampoline

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
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WINE

WINE

W as it just my I magination? N ot E xactly.

W hat did I N ot understand? E verything.

W...

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In a Pickle

In a Pickle

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and...

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THE UN GUY

THE UN GUY

Unfaithful, unethical...

Great at lacking morals...

Believes he can have any woman he sets...

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Alun Wyn is a good captain...

Alun Wyn is a good captain but not as good as Ieu

Alun Wyn is probably one of the best players in the world
at his position ,
a great captain...

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THE TRAVELLING WORLD OF RITA

THE TRAVELLING WORLD OF RITA

Let me tell you a tale of a lady called Rita
Who decided one day to sell her heater
Every day...

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Joint

Joint

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee...

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Wrong-Box!

Wrong-Box!

~ The Box Collection (No.XII)

Why am I in this box?
Did I do something wrong?
Did I...

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I almost operated on the...

I almost operated on the queen

I had been on the waiting list for a few years,
then a letter arrived saying that the operation was...

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Flowers from Hell

Flowers from Hell

I move my West Milford NJ Cabin, half-stone,
half-wood with a lovely back deck over-looking
...

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The terraces

Standing the terraces when I was a lad, I went with my mates not with my dad.

In the Fulwell end is...

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Cursed

Cursed

There once was a boy from New Jersey
Whose life was turned topsy-turvy
He departed one hour...

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When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go (Minute Poem)

No dogs eyes can give a surprise
or otherwise;
it'...

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VOICEMAIL TO HIS BOSS

VOICEMAIL TO HIS BOSS

So you've had a bad day?

He was late for work...

Got the voicemail...

The reason...

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Rhythm only

I am the lover of love
dancing in my head
looking to dance on you
with only love...

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CHARLIE CHAN

CHARLIE CHAN

Think of the actor Sidney Toler and you think of one man
The character that made him famous Charlie...

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This Life

This  Life

Confused, stressed, as one hot mess.
Life’s overwhelming tangles, of society’s expectations. All the...