Comedy

Pubwatch is a scheme operated by landlords,
it is countrywide and if anyone gets barred from a pub...

Tall reaches tallest shelf ,stretching heights he reaches by himself.
Short will struggle down below...

Here is a tale of a lady named Louise
Who had an addiction to all types of cheese
First thing...

“It’s such a mans world!”
So many women say
But try packing your shopping bags
On a...

Whenever I get a chance during the interval,
I see him smile,
I see him laugh,
I watch...

Hello social media's newest craze
Let me show you a different face
In fact I airbrush my...

It's amazing what the eye surgeons can do,
remove cataracts on the top of a tibetan mountain in a...

We race up the stairs
To the bedroom
Drunk and in love
Giggling with every step...

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The suffering
Walking the dark street
Before the moonlight
Here the monster
...

He is a frequent visitor to McDonalds every day
The choice of food keeps his hunger at bay
...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

It was raining and dusk was setting in,
she was sat in the restaurant doorway
on an old...

I Stride across the grave of Man
Once your Cradle
Now your grave.
Man.
Not Aman...

Life is to short
people always say .

It is what it is
Come what may.

Sorry...

Ya know, sometimes, when you stare
At your computer too long
You're half asleep anyway...

Altruistic August aery angelic alms
applied astounding
abracadabra affect as Brahms
I...