Comedy

I am the one that made her clean the widows
To make them resemble crystals
But no one sees...

Oh the year we see a change
The Donald Trump they say is strange,

He comes with force and...

Why is it so
When we put on a shoe,

We love how it looks
Because it’s brand new,...

Each swipe right brings a feeling of hope
Alone for so long just how do I cope
The next match...

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most...

They weren't blind and there wasn't three of them,
we saw how they ran after the farmer's wife,...

Something happened to me that chills me to the bone.
Nobody recognizes me, I think I'm in the...

My mother said, “Don’t buy that thing ‘cause if you do, I’ll kill it.
Straight to the kitchen I will...

B ecause E very L onely O ne N eeds G uidance...

B etter to E xplain that L ove from O thers is N...

I brought you home
for I could not resist
that pushed in face
and rolly girth

...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But he didn't fall deliberately...

If you want to take everything seriously...

If you miss the days of old...

If laughter is...

"Hello, I'm Ruben ad I'm a cat, you know an animal, like dogs n that"

"Got me human round my little...

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain...

Is rhymed poetry truly dead
as some have hinted or have said?
If so, I’m doomed, for in my...

The love of the candle as it flickers upon her lips of black
takes every taste of her pleasures and...

My name is Anna , and I am unique.
I have a magical horse that only I can see.
My magical...