Comedy

The Marvellously Cunning Kissing Bandit

Once upon a time in IGA
A cocky man asked me to kiss...

i didn't put on knickers
and my jeans are rubbing me off
trying to walk so it doesn't
...

Life's not easy for us girls
men think it's all about wearing pearls
school is awful unless...

So many topics, so little time
Must write as fast as I can
Never know how much time I have...

Could Really Explode Any Minute (now)

Christmas Riches Expire At Midnight

Chocolate and...

I will undress you with my eyes
wanting to reach your soft

to the marrow of your bones I...

The pensioners Olympics starts at 11.00 each day
As they try to arrive at the supermarket without...

Doing , Rarely Expects a Minute

Didn't Really Ever Accept Myself

Date Right and Enjoy...

Some people go through great lengths to try to get someone's attention...

Some will stand on their...

Selfish Bastard,
20 minutes on the phone
I’m stuck here all alone
No service for my...

To you, my eyes.
That is what I gave you.
It was all I could.
Emily Rose—
I...

Please come in, the Greeter says...

Make yourselves right at home...

I'm sure you will all...

Found out I was colorblind, it came right out of the purple
Maybe a bit off color, that's a color of...

So Now Only the Widow

Someday, Not Occasionally Waiting

Suddenly you Notice Our World...

There's two sides to your brain...

On the left side there's nothing right...

On the right...

Sophy Chen Translation C-E Poetry Series of Chinese Poetess (1)
[Jiangsu] The Chinese Fourteen Lines...

Poke
me
prod
me
with fillers
to
perfect
me
inject...