Comedy

Dogs are our masters
for they have no thumbs
We go to work
They stay home
and...

There's a flower that looks like a pair of hooker's lips
Strangely, they're called “Hooker's Lips”...

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I spilt coffee on my brand new shirt
I hit my head on the door gosh that hurt
Hey ho the day...

(my fashionably late xmas greeting
could long foster for this century 21 a meeting
of thee...

twas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem
(yes tis correct, if you...

I have loved him over lifetimes,
That's what makes this all so tough;
I guess we never have...

From out of the fire a woman rose,
Graceful steps on tippy-toes.
Gorgeous smile and button...

Denny O' Gara has a personalised number plate on his car
DOG1 travels Britain's roads both near and...

I' had my head down,
hundreds of men's pants,
banging them out,
as if in a trance,...

I stumbled and fell before you in tears
on my knees in streams of sand

the hour glass in...

I would love to accomplish the impossible...

What goes in, comes out gold...

To be that...

There once was a man from Glass
Who had a very Flatulent ass
No matter what he'd do
...

Romance is a construct of extravagance and affection
But love, is the act of devotion , commitment...

In the middle of the night
When sleep eludes me
I write
It’s a thing I do
To...

Dear God,

Please make the week go quicker to get us to the weekend.

Please give...

ANT-A-PHOBIA

I saw ants
March on my floor
Those little monsters
I abhor...