Comedy

He sat in his chair with authority.
A starship he did command.
Looking for new life.
...

I hope that there’s a heaven to go to when we die,
so full of joyous laughter we never need to cry...

This year is different
Honest, I haven't lied
For the first time in 62 years
April...

As you make love to me,
like a soldier with a weekend pass,
I wonder if you would get mad ,...

Mondays food
bland and plain

Tuesdays food
such a shame

Wednesdays food...

LOX 'PON DA FLOOR

Hard day at work
Wearily walk thru the door
1hr later
Me lox...

She Told me
Just
Slip It
In
At first
with anticipation
I tried...

This little tale is of Gerry Mahoney
Who was in fact an imposter and a phoney
Gerry was not...

I remember my first BMX was yellow.
Rode it in Victoria Park on the grass.
I remember feeling...

With your goofy ways,
And your heart felt days,
I am proud to call you my brother,
...

I went to a carribean takeaway

ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread.

through...

Toast those buns
Make that meat sizzle
Mustard Ketchup onions
next
two pickles...

Hey Guys, just had an idea!! Since we all live in different places around the world, why don’t we write a...

You've caught me through it all,
You've picked me back up after a fall.
Times I've scraped my...

it's a little known fact
that Genivive had a chuff
like a wizards sleeve
and Arthur...

I dreamt that I was at the beach right next to my house. Wind and rain white cap blue waves lighting and...

Why do you run?

When a girl looks in the mirror, what do you think she sees?
A beautiful...