Comedy

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APOLOGY

APOLOGY

Horror of horrors, I am undone!
Revealed as a charlatan
I stand corrected denuded,
...

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2/30

2/30

Finals.
A stressful week.
Studying for several hours,
With little...

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Crappy Sunday

Crappy Sunday

Sunlight fills a lonely room, trying to lift the sad sack gloom.
Rain at the window, each drop seems...

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Seen Better Days?

Seen Better Days?

Some days it's better to stay in bed
Do you ever feel like this friend of mine
when you greet...

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Quarantined

Quarantined

Quarantined

My favorite Thai Place,
Had recently reached its demise.
Last time...

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Dinner With Satan

Dinner With Satan

Dinner with Satan.

My friends and I were in such a bore,
But suddenly one had a plan...

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Rated R

Rated R

My eleven year old son decided to steal my car.
He drove to the theater and sneaked in to watch a...

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COWBOY JIM

COWBOY JIM

Out in the wild wild West there was a human creature
An interesting man with a interesting feature...

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25 Cents

25 Cents

I'll tell you the reason why my neighbor's head has a big dent.
I mowed his yard and cleaned his...

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TWO HAIRS

TWO HAIRS

A funny thing happened to me yesterday
Whilst drying my hair it was blown away
My name is...

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Doggy Bag

Doggy Bag

I had a
wonderful
32 Oz Med Rare
Ribeye
Bake Potato
With all the fixins...

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Dating Site Disaster

Dating Site Disaster

I'm looking for this bloke I met, while chatting on the internet?
We seemed to get on really well,...

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Gay

Gay

I am gay
So I must pay
Pay to be free
You may see
That i am very proud
I...

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Feeling Remote

Feeling Remote

As I approach where no woman dares to tread
The stench of Doritos and Beer almost takes me aback...

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This Sunday

This Sunday

The police came to take the murder weapon away this Sunday,

I told them to send their strongest...

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Feuding Neighbors

I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud....

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Fill in

Fill in

"remember the kind words that your parents tell you"

Always Love others and treat them the way you...