Comedy

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REACHING THE HOLY GRAIL

REACHING THE HOLY GRAIL

If you find
You’re going blind
And your hearing starts to fail

It’s hard to...

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BISCUIT TIN

BISCUIT TIN

Many years ago pirates discovered golden treasure
It gave them joy and gave them pleasure
My...

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10 Lies They Tell You In...

10 Lies They Tell You In High School

1.you'll use algebra when you're older, maybe even in the grocery store. i hear the quadratic equation and...

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In time

As I looked up to God's creation
I saw You kneeling and weeping

Oh how I beg to be enlighten...

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HOW FAR WILL YOU GO?

HOW FAR WILL YOU GO?

Such a familiar sight...

I want to be just like you...

We're so much alike...

You'...

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A Facsimily

A Facsimily

Got a fax at work, no one had ever seen one before
We all stared at it, poked it with a stick, threw...

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Through Their Socks

Through Their Socks

If your child's growing up right through their socks
Be not alarmed, the trend will eventually stop...

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THE COCKY JOCKEY

THE COCKY JOCKEY

The cocky jockey was ready to start the race
An odds on favourite to finish in first place
...

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deAth

deAth

DeAth
Has come
To pick you up today
Life has gone away
Away
Today...

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Everything

Everything

E- Everything is magical.
V- Villains will never catch me.
E- Everything is amazing.
R...

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Past Tense

Past Tense

I am not the present, I am not anymore
I am not the future, I am what's gone before
I am not...

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'Etiquette'

'Etiquette'

Seated just across the dinner table
from the Meriwether sisters one night.
Listening as they...

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Do you really know me father?

Do you really know me father?

I was 15 when I told you about me,
You punched me when I told you about me,
You choked me...

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Sky Diving

Sky Diving

When skydiving wearing a parachute is sound advice
But only necessary if you intend to skydive twice...

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Aussie Summer aka Hell’s...

Aussie Summer aka Hell’s other home!

The road’s almost melting
My hair’s wringing wet
My shirt is stuck to me
I’m dripping...

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Never grow up!

Never grow up!

A smile a tide wide as I'm happy, they say I've ants in my pants but I can't see them
I'm the joker...

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The Suitcase

The Suitcase

Stylish,well presented
I headed out of the door
Down the slope I glided
You couldn’t...