Comedy

I've gotta friend called Duncan, he is my bestest chum, he likes to trawl the internet for pics of tits and...

These ebony hours
When muse is well met
Offer this night negative fare
For screen or...

The monkeys in a safari park
Are a mischievous bunch
They like to take things off of cars...

Don't look at me like that! It is!
It is really quite simple when you get down to it.

Forget...

Money's tight times are hard so now I'm going to give u your Christmas card fellas don't make no plans for...

The alley cat
Wakes up alone, again
Does the same dance
each morning
Stretches...

The strawberry shortcake is mixed with rice pudding,
just like the onions in my head with the mince...

Being awake at 3am
Is actually quite boring
The reason for this early hour
Is everyone...

Spring said get out of my way Winter, time for you to go,
Winter replied I just have to give them a...

Apparently
I did not
get
a visit
from my
Cupid
Yesterday
...

At 18
I went to Valencia Spain
with a Church group
Once there
we were told...

Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel's Diner.
When he criticized Mel's food, Mel gave him a...

Oh six hits of acid
I thought you said
6 hits of acid

It's bleak, it's cold, can't feel my soul, don't feel myself...I don't feel whole.
The winter feels...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Is a tired old rhyme
Really nothing new

Rolled...

I'm now full of pancakes
And feeling a little sick
Been dosed up on sugar
Feel as...

Pancake day is here again
Your going to need some batter
Made yourself or shop bought
...