Comedy

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Arnold Haiku

Put that cookie down

Get to the chopper, n-ow

I’ll be back, n-ow

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White deAth

White deAth

Prepare for death
In life, gaunt
Colliding worlds
Black haunt
Deep cliffs...

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Birth and Life

Birth and Life

This world is so beautiful
This falling waterfall cascading
Into a dark cold underwater...

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Love in iambic pentameter

You help me lots when I need it the most,
I like to ask for help from caring you,
I would...

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THE WOMAN IS WILD

THE WOMAN IS WILD

Chased me all around...

Behind the refrigerator and around the stove...

Under the couch...

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Romeo and Juliet

Romeo and Juliet

What are we really presumed to be?
Bleeding heart poets or lovers of romantic comedy?
Can...

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Unrequited Love

I was love with a boy
He seduced me with his charm
Whispering sweet nothings as he held me in...

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Expired Love

The taste of her lips
Cinnamon infused kisses
Plump like a cloud
Soft as a song...

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Set Up

How stupid I was
To consume
Your honey comb love
Through the lipstick stained straw...

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Whispers in the Night

Feeling your presence which surrounds my heart,
I remember your sweet touch you gave to me,
...

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Let the orgy begin

Let the orgy begin

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Scream; bring forth thy scream
Has not love entered it's dream
Here on this...

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" Even Santa...Has Too...

" Even Santa...Has Too Shite !?"

" Hey..I,m sorry kid for giving you a fright !
Now be a love & quit with the light !
I,ve...

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Who knows the earth

 Who knows the earth

Who knows the earth

With its calculated ways

It's days of thunder lays
Before one...

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Mum

Mum I hate to see you cry
I only want to see your smile
I'm sorry mum
For everything...

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SNOWFLAKE POWER!

SNOWFLAKE POWER!

An Arctic wind is rushing toward me...

Why don't they just say...

You will soon be covered...

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THAT`S IT!!

THAT`S IT!!

That`s it!! I`m gonna bloody move out!

Our Bertie`s flamin crap is now up ta me ears!

The...

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A ‘DASHA’ IN CYBERSPACE.

A ‘DASHA’ IN CYBERSPACE.

(an encounter with a lass in Ukrania)

How vulnerable, the heart whilst seeking love in...