Comedy

The devil went to church on sunday in search of a soul to steal.
He was tired waiting on monday and...

When Hillary Clinton lost on election night, she went wild.

She...

What can I say
A mistake has been made
An open window
On a winter day

...

Christmas has overtaken our house

to the dismay of my spouse

doesn’t want tinsel or little...

" Oh our Bertie will ya stop ya chuffin wining! Ya look okay! "

" But look our Gertie! It`s not...

Santa..." So, What is it, That you want to talk about ?
I,m a bit mutton jeff, So you will have to...

My husband loves to fish in one particular spot

But one windy day he had to fight to find the right...

They don't understand her
The vibrations of ignorance
Electrocute her frail heart

The...

I look in the mirror, what do I see
An large, ageing woman that I don’t want to be
I’m...

Aches and pains, joints a creaking
Driving me insane
Knees go crack, hips dislodge
I’m...

Menopausal Times

Sprouting hairs on my chin
I’m looking like a man!
Flushes make one...

A Christmas Poem

Christmas is a coming
I'll be getting fatter
But at this time of...

Are you ready to pounce?

I am ready to pounce, jump, tackle and...

Slow down...

You...

Africa was the country I wanted to stay,

the perfect place for a quiet getaway.

When I...

complete trust or confidence in someone or something is what we call faith..
... in God we trust yes...

These rays of red light
First blood that is upon
Is glitter falling from the sky
Red...

Why do we love the F bomb, and others find it absurd,
After all what it is basically, is just...