Comedy

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JOKES

JOKES

If it's a joke, I will laugh
Every single time
Unlike those who won't
Laugh at any...

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Depressed

Depressed
I feel it must be written on my cheek
It's obvious
It's crushing me
I...

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Welcome to my generation

Welcome to my generation

Welcomes to my generation!

The generation that spend hours on Instagram.

Why is your...

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Death of a Juggalo

Death of a Juggalo

Row to a depth of untold death,
through a forest of unexplained fears,
remember your past and...

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JUDGEMENT

JUDGEMENT

A man is not judged
"BY" what he does
"WITH" his life

He's only judged
"WITH"...

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THE TWIT CLUB

THE TWIT CLUB

Asking a stupid question is better than repairing a stupid mistake!

If you open a door to a...

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Cracks

Cracks

I grew up not stepping on the cracks in the sidewalk, because I love my mom that much.

Laugh all...

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" My Poor Left Tit !?...

" My Poor Left Tit !?"

" I am sorry my darling, Mummy did forget !
As i was just deciding on what number to bet?
I...

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Afterlife

I feel a cold sensation trickling down my neck,
I reach out to only be dragged to the deck.
...

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" Murtle...I Said Hold...

" Murtle...I Said Hold My Calls !?"

" Murtle, I said can you hold all of my calls !?
Not cup your hand around my balls ?
Your no...

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As the Buddha said

As the Buddha said

not of religion ~

As the Buddha said
Water is the flow of all things
We must flow...

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the walking zombie

the walking zombie

This one head
Holds the life
The shoulders beneath
Extend the arms to the side...

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" The Wanker,s Club !?...

" The Wanker,s Club !?" ( Adult18+)

" We are now official new members, Of the Wankers Club!
It is much more civilized, Than the local...

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Will there be better days ?

My head nods down
Stuck to a life full of lonely
Im slowly draining out
Will there be...

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"Get Ready!"

"Get Ready!"

Ready set steady my minds about to blow
Ready aim fire ,close the blinds these words I find are...

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FEELING FINE, UNTIL...

FEELING FINE, UNTIL...

This doctor visit is going to go smooth as silk...

I feel as healthy as an oxe...

My heart...

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My Head Hurts

Hard Brexit and Donald Trump makes my head go thump, thump, thump -Will the BBC give me no respite from...