Comedy

" His Mrs, Is now in a similar plight !
Who does not know, Her left from right ?
When her guy...

" This poor guy, Thought he needed some kind of sign ?
To know where his face & dick were, At...

Do DINOS SOAR, do fish have SOLE
Do elephants have ANTS in their PANTS
Have you ever seen a...

I am consumed.
Consumed by darkness.
Consumed by my own inner turmoil.
Consumed with...

Faulty lights,
In the dark I torture myself,
Flashes of bright,
Putting me on shelf...

With heart broken,
And shattered to pieces,
I'll take this as a token,
This is where...

Love is a passion,
sometimes a caution.

To love and be loved is,
Nothing but bliss...

She dreamt of lands
Untouched by man
A rose oblivious to the color red
Landscape of...

Here I am starring at the abyss,

The monkey on my shoulder never a miss,

Climing the...

This is

My missus

I asked you who your favourite singers are

Which bands make your favourite sound?

I was...

The troubled situation burns up the soul,

Causing pain that incinerates happiness.

Steering...

" I am loving my new pause T.V !
Its the only thing these days, That excites me !
Especially...

When I get old and live with my kids

I'm gonna do all the things that they did
I'll get up...

Got a lot on my mind
So thought I'd take the time to unwind
With one of the things I love to...

I wrote your name in the sky last night

And then watched a thousand birds take flight

They...

As I get older.....

I often talk to myself....

When I need expert advice!

I don...