Comedy

1 She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband says she was hot in bed last night!

2...

" Aw, What a lovely, Cute little boy !
I bet he brings you hours of joy ?
I,ve never seen one...

i lie here in my bed and often i feel

i have done all ive said and i feel im not real

i lie...

In this grand circus tent

We play death

For on the ride

We the dead are...

What do you mean you aren't voting for me?

You are going to be so sorry...

I am going to...

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I am the center pendulum ball
That stands Semi in rhythm and aware
I am the piece that takes...

Her beauty is unparalleled

Upon her throne she sits

Looking directly into your eyes...

" The reason a man has a hole in his penis ?
It is where they keep their brains, In Venus !
...

Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don`t lay eggs!!

Why doesn`t McDonald`s sell hot dogs...

Some days you wish you hadn't got out of bed !

Some days you're simply left hanging by a thread....

How many times have you looked at yourself
Wishing you were someone new
You don't like what...

If you like to eat good food
Plus enjoy yourself as well
There is this little place I worked...

? WALKING WITH THE ANGELS ?

Give me your hand the Angel said
No more fear just peace instead...

? Cherish your Life ?

If you were told ... In one month you will die!
Why would you cry?...

" Always trust in your intuition !
Where or when ever, Your in a sticky position ?
Or, If you...

Well here we are far away
From red dirt dust and blokes
At a place with sea and sand
...