Comedy

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Blindly feeding

Blindly feeding

I'm a blade

A blade of grass

Bent by the wind and fed by the sun

Im a blade...

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Spent

Spent

All my energy

Manifesting an enemy

Will I gain satisfaction

From this frivolous...

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" It,s A Dog,s Life !?...

" It,s A Dog,s Life !?"

" It can be, The greatest fun being a dog !
I get stroked even if i ,Turn up in the ladies bog !...

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Confessions

Confessions

I have something to say
That I cannot keep inside
It's that I love you dearly
As big...

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THE FOG

THE FOG

ITS HALLOWEEN THIS MORNING I WENT RUNNING AND IT WAS FOGGY I THOUGHT SOME ONE WAS FOLLOWING ME SO I TURNED...

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"God's Circus"

"God's Circus"

Laying here on my bed yes reminiscing
Some about The past, present , and future in all God's...

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O creature

O creature

O creature
Who's internal parts resemble mine
How do you view the world
Who dares to...

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" It,s Dia..Bollock.....

" It,s  Dia..Bollock...Cal !" x

" I have had to lay down, To rest my heavy balls !
As the sheer weight of em, Cause,s me often to...

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Here Come Thy Vain Beasts

Here Come Thy Vain Beasts

How majestic they think themselves,
Vanity steep in their hearts,
Greed stitched in their...

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MY FAVOURITE THINGS

MY FAVOURITE THINGS

Rustic bucolic with merriment opulent,

filled with the form of a formula's formatting,

...

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MY BLUE LAUNDRY

MY BLUE LAUNDRY

I PUT SOAP IN MY LAUNDRY AND IT TRUNED IT TRUNDED AND TRUNDED MY LAUNDRY TRUNED BLUE SO I SUED ,MY BLUE...

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The curves of learning

The curves of learning

Formal education was never my thing
My mind was far too free
To sit in a classroom, hours on...

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Tiny face

Such a tiny face much more than sleek protected edges
A Soft smooth surface warm beneath your hand...

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` THE TWIT CLUB `

` THE TWIT CLUB `

A computer once beat me at chess!.....But it was no match for me at kick boxing!!

Born free........

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My weapon, my brain

My weapon, my brain

If you know what's good for you, you won't pull that trigger
See, it matters not, to me, that you're...

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Where Did Her Boobs Go?

Where Did Her Boobs Go?

During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare.

My wife's...

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Lord

Lord

It's close to midnight

As my heartbeat slows

These dark dreams awake

I am taken...