Comedy

Who knows what, where or when ?

But it was neither there nor then !

I haven't got a clue...

" WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR.?........VEGETARIANS!
& NOT HAVING PAXO, STUFFED IN YA NEVER REGIONS...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she keeps most salesmen away.
But some come on my property but they sure...

" CALL THE LOVE POLICE !
RAISE THE ALARM
THIS GUY NEEDS SERVING
WITH SOME KIND OF...

" THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU HOLD YOUR FARTS IN !
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN FROM WITHIN...

" YOU, ME...BED NOW !
MAKE ME SCREAM OUT...WOW
SHOW ME , YOUR EXPERT KNOW HOW
BEND ME...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's something that men end up dreading.
When my daughters get pregnant...

" IT,S LIKE TRYING TO FORCE A ROUND PEG IN A SQUARE HOLE
NOT WORTH, ALL THE BLOODY RIGMAROLE!...

The same song goes round my head

So many times I wish I were dead

It is accompanied by a...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank.
When people try to...

" HOW YOU HAVE GOT THE NERVE
TO SAY YOU HAVE NEVER HAD DEFEAT!
WHEN YOU DO DISPLAY, SO LITTLE...

I went to the hospital and they said they were going to shove a camera up my ass.
I told them that I...

I committed murder and I have bad news.
Columbo is on the case and that means I'll lose.
...

~~POEM 27 HOW I TRY

HOW HARD I TRY IT IS GOOD

ENOUGH FOR SWEET LOVE AND

HAPPINESS...

" THERE IS SUCH A BIG ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!
THAT HE MAY SUFFOCATE US ALL VERY SOON!
AS HIS...

There was this dirty big hole!

That something horrible had made!!

Just near the garden shed...

Big ones, small ones

Some perfectly round!

With lots of milk and sugar!!

So it`s to...