Comedy

Sons of the Confederacy
Please listen to me
Are you absolutely certain
Of your family...

" ITS MY BLOODY BIRTHDAY AGAIN TODAY!
I JUST CANNOT KEEP THOSE YEARS AT BAY
51 OF THE FUCKERS...

" TAKE ME TO YOUR BEAVER!
MY MISSION IS TO RELIEVE HER
THEY SAY THAT THERE,S NOTHING SWEETER...

You want equality so our dates are going to be Dutch Treat.
When we go to restaurants, you will pay...

A thug was set free even though he committed a crime.
The reason why he was set free was because I'm...

" DARLING, IF I NEED A BLOODY TELESCOPE
THERE AINT WHAT ID CALL, MUCH HOPE!?
I HAVE SEEN,...

People are laughing but I don't think it's funny.
A dirty rotten crook stole my stolen money....

" IT IS, YOUR DIVINE AUSTRALIAN KISS
THE KISS,......... THAT I STILL MOST MISS !
IT SENDS ME...

I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once...

" YOU WILL NOT FIND THE ANSWER UP THERE?
HOW EVER MUCH, YOU DO DISPARE!
AMONGST ALL THE SHIT...

" WHY DO SOME MEN , TALK SO MUCH SHIT?
COS, I,M REALLY FUCK N TIRED OF IT !
NOT EVEN...

" WHEN YOUR TO TIGHT FOR A CHUNKY?
& THERE,S NO ROOM IN YA MONKEY?
& NO HOPE OF...

" LADIES , DO YOU RECOGNIZE YOURS?
IN ALL IT,S GLORY & ALL IT,S FLAWS!
BEFORE OR AFTER,...

I'm the Emperor and I have a face that looks like a prune.
I have dark circles around my eyes which...

" COME ON NOW MY SON!
I WILL COUNT BACK FROM 10
& WHEN I GET TO 1
I WILL GIVE YOU...

" LADIES PLEASE..CONTAIN YOUR ORGASMS!
MY FUZZY GINGER HAIR, CAUSES WOMEN TO HAVE SPASMS
...

" WHEN,S MY LOVE STORY GONNA START?
WHEN IS CUPID GONNA PIERCE MY HEART?
HE,S MISSED SO FAR,...