Comedy

I became obese when I ate at KFC seven days a week.
I can no longer see my genitalia when I take a...

" SITTING & CHILLING WITH SOME OF ME LONG NECKS !
WITH A NICE COOL SELECTION OF CIDER &...

As late night draws near
We haven't any food in the fridge to cook,
Wondering what we can get...

I do love my automobile

I cherish the way she makes me feel

Her engine runs like a dream...

I've gone an hour without coffee

I think there's something wrong with me

Caffeine...

I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot.
Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you...

" SOZ. I WOULD HAVE CALLED SOONER!
BUT, I HAD A FROG IN MY THROAT
& FROG SPAWN ALL OVER...

I try to learn something new every day

"Knowledge is king" many experts say

If you have...

My financial situation does seem bleak

A new enterprise I choose to seek

For alchemy was my...

My Cousin scared the hell out of me when he bought a space shuttle.
When he blasted off, I wet my...

Something happened when I lit a cigarette in an oxygen tent.
I'll tell you what happened instead of...

Some people say she was crazy, they think that she was out of her mind.
She paid the price when she...

" I LONG TO BE THE LADY OF A MANOR!
BUT, INSTEAD I ALWAYS GET THE SPANNER?
THERE,S ALWAYS A...

I've just played down.
Hard day on the streets.
Selling our all through out town.

...

" I REFUSE TO FADE INTO THE BACK ROUND !
YOU,LL ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I AM AROUND
I HAVE NO...

" I NEED TO GET RIGHT AMONGST IT !
HAVE SOME FUN, GET AWAY FROM ALL THIS SHIT ?
EVEN, IF IT...

" MARRIAGE IS A HUGE RISK, THAT YOU UNDER TAKE !
WITH ALL GOOD INTENTIONS
THAT YOUR VOW,S,...