Comedy

When I was younger and I thought of old age
Thought we all became senile at this elderly stage...

Imagine if there was a brain station for us poor unfortunate souls

We could plug in our brains and...

" I AM BLESSED WITH SOME KIND OF POETRY POWER ?
THAT KEEPS YOU & I , INTRIGUED FOR HOURS !...

Selfie

Today there's a new craze taking over
Women all over the world
They treasure...

Politicians claim they put things right

When are they going to see the light ?

By the time...

Sure like to share my innermost thoughts
Haven't yet found where they're hidden
Searched and...

Silly thoughts are filling my head
It's happening more often of late
Do you think I'm...

Nature calls and I don't mean coyotes
Got a panicky feeling down to my toe-sies

Till the...

It's a cold and rainy, nasty old day
Methinks I'll just stay inside today

Dream about love...

" MMM, WHAT KIND OF MOOD AM I IN TODAY?
SHALL I HAVE A ..SCREW YOU DAY!
TEAR STRIPS OFF OF...

One of life's true pleasures
Is cream corn from a can
Hot or cold it matters not
I'm...

Watch out kiddies
Here they come
If you don't like ghoulies
You'd better run

...

We're having friends for dinner on Saturday
Well we're not actually having them for dinner!
...

I come home from work
and See my girlfriend crying
She can’t get on face book
And...

I have face book on my smart phone
And get some notifications yesterday
I was driving down...

My girl friend wants to know
How much I love she
She wants me to explain to her
With...

You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due.
I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid...