Comedy

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My mums old sink
It makes you think
For all its polished sheen
Its...

I've got this really "special" pal,

a feisty, lary, London 'gal.

Her tendency for loud and...

Why does our nose smell and our feet run?
Methinks the answer could be kinky
If Mother Nature...

Mint Humbugs on my table

While I wrote my words of wit;

Snake entered, saw...

Flat wedge on four wheels, streamlined and gleaming,

Painted and tinted, preened to...

one time me and my girlfriend was walking down the street and this guy said ..."hey looked ..its Beauty...

This was supposed to explain everything

To answer the ultimate questions of living

But the...

" TAKE ANOTHER BITE FROM MY CHERRY
TURN ME FROM SAD TO MERRY !
SAVE ME FROM BEING BORED...

steely screams interrupt

the rhythm of two lovers;

strangers passing time

on the...

Why can't I find a topic to write about ?

My mind is full of indecision and doubt !

It has...

" YOU GIVE ME A REAL MINGE TWINGE !
& ALL YOU DO IS BLOODY WHINGE ?
I DONT GET NEARLY...

We wanna know more

Wanna more info

How long you spend in your WCeez

Cheez, make a...

" I,VE JUST BEEN GIVEN A TITLE
BY TONY TAYLOR,... MR V.I.P !
HE THINKS THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE...

Never know what's coming out of my mouth
Was once in a store in Cape Cod
Some lady clumsily...

Rome wasn't built in one day

For quality, you must expect a delay !

Some things are worth...

Must explain my reason for grinning

It's not what you might think

Got a cramp down in my...

Wowsers, just looked outside
Don't see no dirty black clouds
Only see totally clear blue...