Comedy

LOVE IS EASY BUT HARD TO FIND

THE FEELING LEFT ME HOT,TENDER AND DRY...

SHE USED TO BE...

" I COULD HAVE BEEN A VERY LOYAL & LOVING WIFE !
IF I HAD OF LIVED A DIFFERENT KIND OF LIFE ?...

It is best taking the bull by the horns

It isn't that easy to do, one forewarns !

But,...

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Once upon a Nursery Rhyme,
Long, long ago - another time -...

" GOOD MORNING, MY NEW SWEET SECRETARY!
I WANT TO COMPLETELY FILL YOU IN
ON THIS OFFICE,S...

The machine screwed us all,
Malfunctioned before
the aftermath

leaving cutout zombies...

I claim no responsibility for my acts,
your honor lets look at the facts.
it was a crime of...

It`s on the stairs!

You lazy mare

So hurry up and get it!

That cup of tea

...

Cactoblastis??!!

" I can`t write about this .... !!

Oh flippin` heck and damn and blast it...

" WISHING UPON A CANCERIAN MOON !
THAT MY TRUE LOVE, WILL FIND ME SOON ?
& MAKE MY OLE...

Our Berty doesn`t want a busty girl! oh no!!

Or a skinny stick insect!

But someone he can...

You take the high road and I'll take the high road

You can't get away from me that fast

You...

You know you're in the country when...

You need directions because there's no cell phone service...

darn it again, I got it once more.

writers block has come back and taken up shore.

...

Written Feb. '83, when I was 12

When it comes to chores,
I never pay no mind.
When...

Rain drops dispense from heavens above,
Asif the clouds them selfs weep

And the sky dances...

Looking at the balance of lifes account

I seem to be lacking a certain amount

However much...