Comedy

Nut-cracked snails and a road-killed goose,
go very well with goats and beets.
It's Christmas...

I love my wife but she's the world's craziest driver.
She became famous once when she hit Maria...

" LET US ALL, JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT !
THERE IS NO NEED, TO DASH ABOUT
SO TAKE HEED, SO I...

At times sleeps a battle
Tossing and turning
But I'm finding peace
Everyday learning...

Is round a good shape?
Do blimps look awesome in the sky?
Balls to a kid may be fun
...

Angry villagers put the Munsters to death.
I adopted their pet that has a fiery breath.
He is...

T'was the night before Christmas and all through our house, was murder and mayhem as we searched for THAT...

" I,VE GOT AN ALMOST BLIND 1ST DATE, WITH AKA SUPER SQUIRREL !
WHO LIVES NEAR BY, DOWN IN THE WIRREL...

I am a hunter

Here's what I do

And here's why I hunt

With a cat that goes moo....

" I AM A VIVACIOUS & HOT WILD VIXEN!
& I AM IN A REAL HORNEY & HUNGRY PREDICTION ?...

I ran my fingers through my hair

Till then so blissfully unaware,

But as I pulled my...

As quick as a bunny oh those were the days
Now if only at attention he'd stay

Mr Happy is...

" YOUR UNDER ARREST, SANTA JACK !
IM SO HAPPY, TO HAVE YOU BACK
AS YOU LIKE A GOOD OLE CRACK...

To pass the "Test of Time" is very tough

Half-way through you feel that's enough !

So many...

" BE VERY CAREFUL, WHEN LOOKING FOR
YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR !!
AS HE COULD SPIT LIKE A...

" I,VE BEEN WONDERING FOR SOME TIME
WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A V.I.P ?
AS YOU ALL KEEP TELLING ME...

Sticky waters flowing free

Hard cats climb up furry tree

Now the sky you see is brown...