Comedy

" F.F.S.....SANTA, LEFT A BIT , RIGHT A BIT
I SO HOPE, I AINT GOT TO TALK YA THROUGH IT ?
YOU...

" EVEN SANTA, ENJOYS A LITTLE PORN !
WHICH HE INSISTS ON, EVERY XMAS EVE MORN ?
IT SOME HOW...

" SILENT NIGHT....SILENT NIGHT !?
THE GAFFA TAPE, PULLED REAL NICE & TIGHT
TWO QUIET KIDS...

" WE CANNOT ALL BE, THE QUEEN BITCH!
SO BEAUTIFUL, SO ELEGANT & OH SO RICH
SO STEP BACK,...

" I WANTED US TO STOP OFF AT THE TAX OFFICE
ONLY NOW, CAN YOU REMOVE THE BUTT PLUGS FROM YOUR...

I have an overriding will to succeed

To make the cut I would gladly bleed

Nothing else but...

" HEY YOU HO !..HOW MUCH FOR A GO ?
I,VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO, YOU KNOW !
& IT WONT BE SO...

Santa whats wrong with you
did u forget me
Why is there no girlfriend
Under my...

You do have the power to turn me on

When you tantalize and tease this long

I badly want to...

" HEY BIG BOY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
SINCE WHEN HAS NO, MEANT YEAH?
THIS IS OUR DAUGHTERS...

" IF..I FOUND 1 OF YOU IN MY XMAS STOCKING ?
BOY O BOY, THIS XMAS... WE WILL BE ROCKING!
BUT...

" HERE COMES MY , HOT PRE-XMAS WARM UP SANTA !
WHO IS ALWAYS BRIMMING, WITH SO MUCH SEXY BANTER...

I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it's a bad idea to beat up David...

Up chuck
Was a sick old man
One mit rubbed his stomach
Toilet handle held firm in the...

People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap.
But they'll stop laughing because I'm...

The saint and the sinner met one day

To hear what the other had to say,

The saint said,...

The thought of meeting the love of your life
Can cause you to lose your cool
Stumbling over...