Comedy

" ALL I NEED. ..IS U !
TO SHOW YOU , WHAT I WANNA DO ?
LUCK , ALSO REQUIRES A U
&...

Sophy Chen's Poems Sonnet 3 Tuberose Published in the Korean Newspaper,

‘Northeast Asia News’...

My teenage son decided to steal my credit card.
I put him over my knee and spanked him hard.
...

" WE ARE, ALL MAD IN HERE !
WE ARE NOTHING LIKE...WHAT
OR HOW, WE ONCE DID APPEAR ?
...

Happy, grumpy who knows the Emma we will see,
Kind, sweet or arsey with me,
Can't tell...

" WILL YOU DO ME THE HONOR
OF BECOMING, MY SLICE ?
BE THE OTHER HALF OF ME
TO WHOM I...

" HA HA........... SO, WE MEET AGAIN !
AINT IT WEIRD, HOW WERE SO MUCH THE SAME ?
IT KINDA...

" I WILL...HAVE NONE OF YOUR BEAK !
I SUGGEST YOUR QUIET, WHEN YOUR DADDY SPEAKS
I HAVE...

" I AM POOH,S TWIN BROTHER, WINNIE THE SHIT !
& I HAVE BECOME QUITE NOTORIOUS FOR IT !
IF...

Something is happening that is beyond belief.
Cosmo Kramer has become a coffee table thief.
...

" MY FINGERS & TOES ARE CROSSED FOR 2016!
MAYBE THIS YEAR, I WILL FULL-FILL MY WILDEST OF DREAMS...

Now Sid the squatter came about quite unexpectedly,

when ol' doc Lloyd was checkin' why me 'earin...

" THE PATH TO TRUE LOVE, DOES NEVER RUN SMOOTH ?
WHEN YOUR FRAGILE HEART, OFTEN NEEDS TO BE SOOTHED...

You know you`re getting older

When everything begins to hurt!

But what doesn`t hurt...

" HERE IS THE SECRET TO THE PERFECT SNOW-FLAKE !
OUT OF A SNOWMANS ARSE, WHEN THEIR WIND DOES BREAK...

" YOU BETTER NOT POUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY!
YOU BETTER NOT SHOUT
AS IM GOING IN DRY...

" NO PRESENTS FOR YOU, NOT THIS YEAR!
FOR BEING A WANKER. NO BLOODY FEAR
DONT THINK I DONT...