Comedy

" IT,S BLOODY HARD WORK, BEING A TOP BITCH !
& I DESERVE A FUCK N RAISE
NOT ENOUGH DAMN...

Deja Vu keeps happening to me !

I am sure I have been here previously

Why does this all...

" WHO EVER LOVED ME LAST YEAR
DOES NOT , LOVE ME THIS
MAYBE LAST YEAR WAS A JOKE ?
OR...

" WATCH OUT FOR THE EVIL CHERUB, WITH A BOW !
WHO WILL BE UNLEASHED, THIS TIME TOMORROW
COS,...

Three men sat in a parlor,

Sitting on 10 barrels of ale,

One Red,

One Blue,...

Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.
I was shocked because he's eighty-seven...

" TO BE, A REAL WOMAN, WITH YOUR OWN MIND !
STEER CLEAR OF ROSE COLORED SPEX
THAT ONLY MAKE...

" PLEASE MY DARLING, DO NOT RUN!
AWAY FROM ME AGAIN, MY GORGEOUS SEXY BUN
I KNOW SOMETIMES,...

On my side of town,
The snow plows don't come around.
We don't stop at stop signs,
But...

" YOU WOULD GET , REAL LOVE & PASSION !
& GET TO DO ME DOGGIE FASHION
WORK OUR WAY...

I took my hand

The mighty slap

The mighty clap

That broke his back

I took...

S..." HI THERE AGAIN, HOW ARE YOU T ?

T..." WELL NOW YOU COME TO MENTION IT.IM PRETTY SHITTY...

" I AM ABLE, TO CONNECT MY HEART TO MY MIND !
& TOO SEARCH MY BRAIN, TO SEE WHAT I,LL FIND ?...

It's getting closer to the time of when you go,

I thought you was all talk it was all a show,...

Monday morning I will be seductive. Red stilettos.

Tuesday morning I will be intimidating and...

Starting week, with an empty cup of joy

Weekend hangover attached with that,

Avoid...

When I was a child during the winter, I hated the sun because it melted the snow.
And when the snow...