Comedy

" GET LOST, GO AWAY MR MOON !
YOU ARE OUT, WAY TOO SOON ?
IT IS STILL BLOODY DAYLIGHT...

Things I hate ................................................

Standing in a queue, only to be...

" QUICK, I,VE GOT 1 MINUTE, IM GONNA RISK IT !
I,VE ONLY GONE & FOUND , ME FAVORITE BISCUIT?...

So there was this girl.

She hid her heart on her sleeve.

So who ever looked for it could...

" I AM SUCH AN ANGRY LITTLE CHICK !
& THAT WAS A VERY LOW, KIND OF TRICK ?
IM GONNA...

A TRUE FRIEND, WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU !
HOLDING YA HAIR OUT YA FACE, WHILE YA SPEW
...

All should readily accept we live on a miracle

A sphere blessed with so much that's magical...

my name is berry,
and my moms to hairy,
and my dad is to canny,
so i buy some candy,...

" I AM HIDING BEHIND HERE, AWAY FROM MY MUMMY
& SHE DEFINATLY AINT FINDING IT AT ALL VERY FUNNY...

There is something about me that people find hard to construe.
I'm only eleven years old even though...

These times can so often drive you crazy

So much can happen to breed frustration

But no one...

Something happened to me a few years ago that was really bizarre.
I was arrested for drinking and...

In the year 2019, a woman had a sex change.
Then he traveled back in time and what happened was...

" LOOKING BACK & ON REFLECTION !
IM SO SICK & TIRED OF REJECTION
THAT EVERY...

Shine a light into recesses of my mind

A coherent thought you'll do well to find !

...

You won't believe what I went through when I went to a black man's barbershop.
He was a racist jerk...

" WHY, DONT YOU GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME?...MAYBE !
IT WOULD BE REAL NICE, TO HEAR YOUR VOICE BABY...