Comedy

There was a dirty big hole

That something horrible had made!

Just near the garden shed....

One day at my favourite haunt,

I met a guy wearing boots he did flaunt,

Crocodile boots...

To kiss an ass
Save, rather
Grind the teeth
And lick unclean gums
Then pucker...

Since yesterday evening

my best friend has been missing

his stubby tail was wagging happily...

Ahead of her time

The Spread Spectrum

Of you

Deliberately varied

you...

Debt debt debt,

Always in debt,

And out if the blue,

Comes you,

Trump my o'...

" Oh our Berty will ya stop ya chuffin whining, ya look okay! "

" But look our Gerty! it`s not just...

" Okey doke me little dove! what colours are we avin? "

(((( Aye...ya can bloody watch out missy!!...

I`m a computer virgin

I haven`t the slightest clue!

Which buttons do I press?

...

The name is Thomas,

I'm sorta like a politician,

Or at least that's what I call myself,...

Capturing near dangerous criminals
With only one bullet in his gun
A confirmed bachelor...

Our Berty doesn`t want a busty girl oh no!

Or a skinny stick insect!!

But someone he can...

The situation that my pappy is in has gone from bad to worse.

It all...

Because I'm not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch.
...

The rain won't get me down, the rain won't get me down

I'm still known as the happiest dude in town...

There she lay naked!

On her cleavage a hint of Channel number 5

Stretched out and languid...

" KEN, MATE, I CAN JUST ABOUT COPE WITH THE PAPER BAG ?
BUT, MUST YOU SMOKE THAT DIRTY OLE FAG!...