Comedy

Jesus is everything and Jesus is alive
Jesus changes everything that's why we persevere , we live...

A little drop on the tongue

then some speed

Got on the mound

Could not feel the...

You know you`re getting older

When everything begins to hurt!

But what doesn`t hurt...

Once upon a time....

There appeared a dirty big hole!

Just near Gerty`s garden shed!!...

My darling son came home today

Oh flippin heck!...... was he in a mood!!

I didn`t know what...

I keep pressing the escape button!

But I`m still bloody here!!!

G xx

Someone suggested the other day that I should get the names of my six children tattooed on my body!!...

I was sat on my cabbage leaf

Minding my P`s and Q`s!

But also on my cabbage leaf was...

1, Can you cry under water?

2, Do fish ever get thirsty?

3, Why don`t birds fall off the...

Diaper malfunction

Unexpected burp-up

Your dress shirt becomes

An emergency...

Once upon a drunk bachelors early night,

This guy decided to go down to a local drinking site,...

One`s six foot two and yes his eyes are blue!

The youngest is his son.

The other`s a...

" I`m a computer virgin!

I haven`t a bloody clue!!

Which buttons do I press?

An...

I`m sitting alone and feeling so sad!

Our date my darling! should have been a treat!

But...

My Berty loves to fish in one particular spot.

But on that windy day he had to fight to find the...

My experience as a new poet;

Based on my life, and my need to show it,

My growing up,...

Once upon a shopping day you see,

A lady was staring at me,

She asked if I remember her...