Comedy

" Okey doke Gerty me little dove!

What colours were ya thinkin`? "

(( Aye aye!..missy!..I`m...

Our Berty doesn`t want a busty girl.... oh no!

Or a skinny stick insect!

But someone he can...

Big ones!

Small ones!

Some perfectly round!

With lots of milk and sugar

To...

We bought some lovely things the other day

Just bits and pieces, nothing much!!

But I...

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord my shape to keep!

Please no more wrinkles!...

These aren`t wrinkles our Berty!

They`re laughter lines!

Well something must have been...

1 FINE

This is the word she uses to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to...

Her name is Fat Amy
And yeah she is crazy!
From her Orthodox-Jew ponytail
And her...

On this warm night in July

as the moon drips light

I think about the days to come

...

Third grade rules. They sound simple and really, one does not
have to be a brainiac in order to...

I`m sitting alone

Feeling so sad.

For my date should have been a treat!

But the...

The German Shepherd was large

the mouse was cute and small

The mouse would speed thru the...

If ya see that old twit of mine!

Will ya tell him I`m here

He`s bloody late again ya see...

Parody of song --------Singer CARLY SIMON-a song composed by Marvin Hamlisch with lyrics by Carole Bayer...

My love life through the years has
been like a diversity of metals
Some were very precious...

The arrogant engineer sent out his assistant

without instructions, other than to 'just look busy...

Have you heard the latest, kiddies?

Archibald Mouse is confused

He thinks he's a big scary...