Comedy

Big ones, small ones

Some perfectly round!

With lots of milk and sugar!!

So it`s to...

" OH MY......... SWEET GOD !
YOU REALLY ARE, A CLEVER SOD !
OH MY... FUCK N SWEET JESUS...

I've met this pretty awesome bloke
who knows a really funny joke.
It starts with "now you...

I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me.
I was rich until she went on a spending spree.
...

" THERE IS POWER, IN AN UNANSWERED TEXT!
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS SUGGESTING SEX ?
JUST LEAVES...

" WE AINT FOUND SHIT !
ANYWHERE IN THIS WEIRD ORBIT!
THO, WE FEEL LIKE A RIGHT PAIR OF TITS...

What shall we do today said Christopher Robin to Pooh.

Why don’t we vote, it will be something to...

" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
THERE IS NO MORE WEED??
WHO THE FUCK , DUG UP MY SEEDS?
I...

Even though I've been helping you and working hard,
you won't give me a beer after I've mowed your...

I told my wife that she looks like a wicked witch.
And then I had to go to the hospital to be...

" I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO!
& MY JOB IS TO SCARE
THE FUCK N SHIT OUT OF YOU !?
OR...

THESE 4 LOVELY LADIES
LOVE MC DONALDS , SO MUCH!
IT IS THEIR BUNS, THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO...

" I AM SO GLAD IT IS FRIDAY
OH THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST DAY!
THIS WEEK HAS FUCK N KILLED ME...

Because I look like Colonel Sanders, people ask me for the secret recipe.
When I tell them that I...

If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs...

" I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE BLEACH!
& I PUT IT WELL OUT OF REACH?
& NOW YA ARSE, WONT...

I owned a funeral parlor and I earned a lot of bread.
I got paid a whole lot of money to cremate the...