Comedy

" I AM THE BAD BANANA MAN!
I PULL MY SKIN BACK , WHEN EVER I CAN !
I ALWAYS LIKE TO EXPOSE MY...

" IT,S TOO LATE TO SAY YOUR SORRY
I,VE ALREADY SPAT IN YOUR FOOD !
BECAUSE, YOU PUT ME IN...

" I,M HERE GRANMA, HOPE IM NOT TO LATE ?
I COULDNT GET MY SCOOTER PASSED YA LOCKED GATE !
I...

" DO NOT SUCK YOUR OLD MANS KNOB !
IF YOU,VE GOT BRACES, IN YA GOB ?
UNLESS YOUR A BIT OF A...

" YOU HAD BETTER SAY WHEN!
DO YOU HEAR ME KEN ?
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL
I AM...

" IF , YOU REALLY ARE MY FRIEND ?
YOU NEED TO BE REAL, NOT JUST PRETEND !
& I WILL STICK...

When a wig maker saw my wife's hair, he adored it.
He wanted it and said that he'd pay top dollar...

" DAT IS..ESPECIALLY FOR YOU !
A HEART SHAPED LITTLE WEE
WITH LOVE TO YOU,FROM LITTLE OLE ME...

Curious: No, it was an anomaly truly, his mind was unfit he was rough and unruly

Derek: All I'm...

" BRUV, I THINK YOUR ROCKING , THE BALD LOOK TOO!
DO YOU RECKON WE WILL STILL BE BALD WHEN WE ARE 2...

I hope that you'll believe me but you probably will not.
I have a dog and she has been smoking all...

" I,LL SCORE YOU !.....

A 0 OUT OF 10, FOR NOT A SCRAP OF ROMANCE
A 0 OUT OF 10, FOR NOT...

why do you keep coming into my head ...I dont want you anywhere in my life anymore especially there ..go...

" OFF....IS THE GENERAL DIRECTION IN
WHICH I WISH YOU WOULD FUCK !
LOOKS TO ME MATE
...

I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed.
They took me to a world where the...

" PUT YOUR HOT CHILLI FINGERS UPON MY REAR
& GUIDE ME ONTO YOUR FIRM CARROT UNTIL IT DISAPPEARS...

Oh my gosh, what can I say!

The Easter Bunny IS the way!!!

His ears so long and velvety,...