Comedy

Oh my gosh, what can I say!

The Easter Bunny IS the way!!!

His ears so long and velvety,...

" MEN DONT GROW UP, THEY JUST GET BIGGER!
SWAP THEIR MATCH BOX CARS, FOR A REAL DIGGER
SWAP...

My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it.
I grabbed it out of his hand and...

" TODAY , I FEEL LIKE BEING OBSCENE!
SOME DAYS I DO NOT WANT TO BE QUEEN !
I FEEL TODAY LIKE...

While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda.
I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda....

THE NEVER EVER ENDING CYCLE
THAT TAKES,... THE FUCK N MICHAEL!
GIRL MEETS BOY, OH SUCH JOY!...

" MINI.. CLAIM THAT ONE SIZE FITS ALL !
NOT IF YOUR A FAT BASTARD!
OR OVER SIX FEET TALL ?...

" SSH ARMPITS ".........
I KNOW YOU ARE HUMMING !
I FORGOT TO APPLY MY ROLL-ON
BEFORE...

I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue.
My hand is stuck in my butt and I...

" MY DEMONS ARE COMING TO GET ME !
OR I,M LOOSING MY BLOODY SANITY?
THEY WILL NOT, JUST LET...

I forgot to set the parking brake.
So now my wife's car is in the lake.
You're looking at a...

Inside a pit of rancid sludge, slowly filling with putrid ooze,
My feet are barely on the ground, my...

Forest, trees laden with bark,
Bound by melancholy in the dark,
A misanthropic quest, we...

When you ate at this restaurant yesterday, you left without paying.
I have my shotgun behind the...

I've been eating a lot of pig snouts.
And because of that, I have the gout.
I scream from the...

" MOST OF MY WORK COMES FROM MY HEART!
IT IS USUALLY THE BEST PLACE TO START?
UNLESS I,M...

It’s Sunday…

And I need not be reminded that I’m a sinner

Because so is everyone else...