Comedy

Becoming the next to normal emotion

nothing but a simple example of how much you effect the...

I live in merry old England and I drink a whole lot of tea.
I drink so much that each day I pass...

When an apple hit me on the head, I thought that I'd discovered gravity.
But when I told a lot of...

" I CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
THAT I HAD SOME REAL FUN ?
THE FUN IN MY LIFE, HAS LEGGED IT...

" I LOVED YOU WITH A FIRE SO RED
BUT YOU REJECTED IT & NOW IT,S DEAD!
I,VE TOOK ALL I CAN...

" JUST ANOTHER SEXY BALD GUY
I LOVE BALD MEN !!, I DONT KNOW WHY?
I AM TRANSFIXED WHEN 1 GOES...

~Associate not with birds~.

We have a turtle named turd
He reminds me of Henry the third,...

" BEING AN ARSE-HOLE IS ALL PART OF MY MANLY ESSENCE!
EVERY WORD OUT MY MOUTH IS ALL JUST PRETENCE...

" THIS IS "IP" & "DIP" & I,M "DOG" - SHIT
WE ARE THE UGLIEST BORN TRIPLETS!
WE DIDNT...

Sitting in my apartment one hot summer day

Made some angry phone calls

Because I thought I...

Hi :) someone was here!
Hi! Nobody Cares!!
Guess whose hot? Guess whose not?
Oh my god...

" I LOVE IT WHEN IT IS LOW TIDE !
WHERE THERE,S LIMITED SPACE FOR ME TO HIDE
THERE IS NO-ONE...

If you should notice my lean
And a distant look to boot
My irregularity hitherto has been...

You lousy Pigs just gave me a speeding ticket.
I won't pay it, you know where you can stick it!...

" MY PARENTS WANTED ANOTHER " MER "
BUT, INSTEAD THEY GOT A " THOR "
I HAD TO BE ONE OR THE...

IF OUR GAIL TILSLEY WAS A LITTLE DOG ?
THIS WOULD BE THE PICTURE ON HER BLOG!
THE LIKENESS IS...

" I FUCK N LOVE MY BUNNIES !
THEY ARE SO VERY FUNNY
I LAUGH SO MUCH THAT
I FORGET...