Comedy

I have a long neck like a giraffe.
When people see me, they laugh.
My neck makes me twelve...

"GETTING MY HOT PANTS ON
WAS NOT AN EASY TASK!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF MY ARSE ?
MY...

"I HAVE NOT SEEN MY DOG
FOR ALMOST A WHOLE WEEK !
AFTER ALL THAT I HAVE DONE FOR HIM
...

IT HAS JUST RECENTLY TO ME BEEN SAID
THAT I AM THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD?
THEY WERE...

I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave.
I know that it was an evil and shameful...

"I,VE PUT A SPELL ON YOU TODAY!
YOU MUST DO AS I SAY !
WITH EVERY WORD YOU MUST OBEY
...

I,M COVERING MY EARS LIKE A KITTEN
YOU ALWAYS KNEW , THAT I WAS SMITTEN?
WHEN ALL MY MIEOWS...

IF YA PLAN A, GOES WRONG ?
& YOU NEED A PLAN B,
WHEN YOU,VE SHIT INSTEAD OF PEE !
...

You’re the essence of hate and all things rotten,

Lying on a bar floor in a pool of stale beer,...

IT WAS JUST A CHANCE MEETING !
THAT SMILE & SEXY CUTE GREETING !
THAT PERFECT MOMENT...

* YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR OLD !
WHEN YA DREAMS ARE DRY
INSTEAD OF WET.....
& YOUR SO...

Mischievous Tuesday: The Adult Sequel

Go tell a child that Santa's not real; mix in cocaine to your...

Go to England and drink some tea; milk a cow, then set it free

Rob the petstore amd skin your knee...

" IT IS NO USE THAT YOU ARE WHISTLING!
I WOULD RATHER YOU WERE PISSING
DO NOT ACT ALL SO...

" PLEASE SUPPORT ALL OF US GINGERS!"
COS WE ARE SICK OF ALL YOU WHINGERS
WE REALLY ARE A...

EITHER MY EYE SIGHTS IMPROVING ?
OR IT IS MY LOOKS , THAT I AM LOOSING ?
AS FAST INTO MIDDLE...

YOU WOULDN,T THINK I WRITE POETRY!
IF, YOU WERE TO LOOK AT ME
COS I AINT GOT NO CHOICE YOU...