Comedy

One cold Christmas Eve, on a rooftop up high
A poor man was standing, shouting up at the sky
...

" DO NOT POINT THAT ARROW AT ME !
OR I SWEAR, I WILL SHOOT THEE
LAST TIME YOU WELL &...

A new path I'm taking
Your dark ashes I'm shaking I'm shedding my skin Not looking back from where...

Was the night before Christmas and I fancied a treat
The kids were in bed, and my wife was on heat...

NEVER TRUST A FART!
TO ALWAYS PLAY IT,S PART ?
EVEN IF IT WAS A GAS AT THE START?
COS...

BE CAREFUL, WHAT YOU WISH FOR
COS, IT MIGHT JUST COME TRUE?
& IT MAY NOT BE AS GOOD...

THERE,S A CRAZY JESTER INSIDE OF ME
SHE POSSESS,S ME SO ENTIRELY !
& MAKES ME SO VERY...

Romeo and Juliet

Got married today
it's funny cause the wedding was a huge massacre
...

oath to the hero, the real ones not the fiction.

the ones who choose right over wrong, to give...

COUPLES WHO FART TOGETHER, STAY TOGETHER
THROUGH ALL KINDS OF WINDY WEATHER
THEY DO NOT FEEL...

FRIENDS ARE LIKE YA BRA,S
YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHERE THEY ARE
& THEY GIVE YOU THE SUPPORT...

As Santa didn't hear my plea I thought I'd ask coquettishly,

if Cupid was the way to go, with love...

I want a man that's not just any
But a man to ignite the monster that's trapped within my core...

THERE ONCE WAS A G.I.L.F NAMED TRACY
& WHO FOR A GRANNIE, WAS VERY TASTY
SHE,S...

I land, my roots softly brushing the yellow cheesy texture of the moon’s surface.

My leaves fan out...

I can scarcely remember

The negligent nights of November,

When the dreams of palm trees...

" WHEN EVER IS IT A GOOD TIME
TO GIVE IT ALL A REST?
I FEEL AS IF I,M ON A CRAZY WORD TEST...