Comedy

Unspecified number of hours spent
yesterday March 6th, 2021
reading (cover to cover)...

Hey can anyone help me out here ?

What is the meaning of ‘Flapdoodle flummadiddle ?’

Coz...

Worn out he slept very soundly in his bed
Next morning missing something on his head
...

to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021
(blustery and chilly Saturday)
reminiscing about mien...

Slicing up vegetables he encountered a disaster
His finger was cut and he hadn't a plaster
...

Muddled
Befuddled
Perplexity in a plight
Nothing seems to fit
And you can’t...

I am stuck in a time warp it is 1974

With my fashionable flares on my legs and mahoosive platform...

Yours truly plagiarizes himself with zeal
courtesy mental cogs and rusty wheel,
thus no...

26/02/2021

Really?

Me?

A driving instructor?

Really?

...

True to form, “ Snarky Bitch” crashes a perfect party with the keel of her shipwreck going on about...

while surfing cyber seas today March 2nd, 2021.

Actually yours truly quite a literate codger...

I've never left this island
In the far off caribbean
But i'm going to the highland
...

Back betwixt my thinking I go pondering once again

Shuffling scattered thoughts amidst those...

I dashed (off the enclosed poem) yay
while safely secured within
white horse open sleigh...

She started to knit a sock with a green ball of wool..

...Knit one row...purl another.. .unwinding...

So many words in the dictionary with two E's and P's
Let me start this poem off by using the word...

When I lie my head on my pillow at that time of the night

Why on earth does my head tell my brain...