Comedy

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Damn Houseguest

Damn Houseguest

I'm sorry to say that I have a houseguest.
The asshole is a troublemaker and a pest.
He...

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Matthew O' Harris Ease...

Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Saint Patrick's Day, or
Feast of Saint Patrick
Lá Fhéile Pádraig
invoke even non Irish...

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Just for the sake of saying...

Just for the sake of saying "hello"

Courtesy garden variety/generic common Joe
who strives to achieve becoming
(even posthumously...

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unincredible...

unincredible...

I am unincredible, in every way
Unincredible, that's what they all say
They snicker and...

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A Magical Fairy Named Raindrop

A Magical Fairy Named Raindrop

Hidden deep in the woodlands,
Near where a river flows.
There dwells a secret kingdom,...

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COMES IN THREES

Doesn't come once and never comes twice
Comes in threes like those blind mice
So many things...

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Wrestling Match

Most of the time,
There's a wrestling match inside of me.
"Come one and all,
Watch...

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S'more sprawling...

S'more sprawling poppycock

Chock·a·block discombobulated poem
for your reading pleasure
dashed off ad hoc
my...

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CAR PARKED SOMEWHERE


Must be getting forgetful where did I park my car ?
Certainly wasn't here and I really hope...

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Argh Daylight Savings Time ...

Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 14th, 2021

Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even...

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THE DOGGIE THAT DIDN'T...

It's hard being a doggie that doesn't woof
Downright difficult and most definitely tough
All...

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Nowhere land 🤣

Nowhere land 🤣

There is a place not that is not far away or as close as can be

Called ‘Nowhere land’ where it...

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Bullseye! The frisky spouse...

Bullseye! The frisky spouse accidentally and nearly blinded me

(alternately titled: eye temporarily lost sight of reason.)

Yesterday - March (7th) madness...

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Ode to Boris 💙

Ode to Boris 💙

Okay Boris we have been going out but staying in

Hoping that what with our social distancing...

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In that mind of me 🤣

In that mind of me 🤣

I often wonder when I ponder “Am I in reality?”

as I think about the last sixty two years amidst...

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ANIMAL NOISES

Ta wit ta woo said the owl to the wren
Cluck cluck cluck replied the dear old hen
Woof woof...

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Sid the itchy Snake 🤣

Sid the itchy Snake 🤣

“Can you s..s..scratch my s..s..skin slurred the snake to the spider ?”

As the scaly serpent...