Comedy

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A Captive Uncaptivated...

A Captive Uncaptivated Audience

Lock the doors, keep them in,
Throw away the keys.
The minutes crawl, the hours drag,
...

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Blowing my washing 🀣

Blowing my washing 🀣

Its howling a hooley that whistling wail

Blowing my washing like a gale on a sail

At least...

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The Cuckoos nest 🀣

The Cuckoos nest 🀣

She flew to the Cuckoos nest coz she thought that he would be there

But alas he had ran away and...

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Mr. Sandman 🀣

Mr. Sandman 🀣

Hey Mr. Sandman don’t you sprinkle that on me
I know I am still wide awake and it is quarter past...

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Prized apart with...

Prized apart with matchsticks 🀣

I am weary-eyed yet wide awake
I could have forty winks and take a break
But I am far too...

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How To Write A Poem and How...

Two Poems On Poem Writing

How To Write A Poem and How To Write Your Very First Poem

Will your poem stand the test of time?
It has to be good it doesn't have to rhyme.
Some...

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A FOX WITH SOCKS

I saw him scurry across my garden turf
One of the fastest creatures on this earth
His fur...

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Spring equinox arrived...

Spring equinox arrived March 20th, 2021 at 5:37 AM

No burlesque across the globe
upstages mother nature's emergent style
soundlessly donning and...

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The Knife Fell From Her Hand

The Knife Fell From Her Hand

With pale face and eyes cast down,
The guilty woman feebly stands.
I cannot do the deed she...

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TWO WORDS SOUND ALIKE

So here dear friends is an interesting game
Two different words that sound the same
A peak...

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Stimulus check(up), visited...

Stimulus check(up), visited mine local gastro-intestinal economy

Around high noon
today March 19th, 2021
fecal impaction I did plaintively croon
until...

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THE TALKING CAR

"I'm tired" said the wheel just driving around
The radio inside wasn't making a sound
"Wish...

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Baffled bonkers 🀣

Baffled bonkers 🀣

My bonkers brain baffles me coz it never wants to rest

Just like that weather barometer I am...

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I espouse playing the...

I espouse playing the baiting game with the missus

(which above frolicsome gambit I mastered)
After mine wife
asks for this, that
or...

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Amber and Serina

Amber and Serina

Well a car pulls up, motor turns off,
car doors slam, engine coughs....

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Hugs and kisses πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

Hugs and kisses πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

Throughout this crazy segregation the thing that every Grandma misses

Is the closeness from your...

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I absconded with reader...

I absconded with reader rabbit (Peter), to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

Ah Sheik Hog - Ho!
One "FAKE" Wingman
think Monty Python's
Flying Circus skittering...