Comedy

I made a mistake when I asked the wrong lady for a date.
I never knew that a man could end up...

“Beep beep little Meep” as Mammy climbs off her little bed

“Come along sleepy Meep” as Ava sees...

To write about melancholy when one is already feeling blue

Makes one sink deeper down into a...

I AM A NAIL IN
BOX ON THE
SHELF YOU
COME ALONG
AND BUY ME
YOU BUILDED...

I will relax whilst I try to rewind
As an inner consciousness caresses my soul to help my muddled...

I'm pretty fortunate sometimes,
When it comes to writing poetry.
I can write in eleven poem...

Nobody sees all his friends that are there

It is only Timothy sat on a stair

Yet in...

Forecasting to thunderous applause
fast as greased lightning draws
upon futuristic...

I'm an ex-prizefighter and my name is Glass Joe.
If you're wondering if I could win fights, the...

To get from A to C there is a B
Once at C you will find next a D
Move forward two letters is...

In every city or town there is a just so Joe
One of those people everyone will know
...

I am living my life at a snail's pace
Know for certain I won't win any race
Most people...

Mr Lecter's Pies are the most tastiest in the land,
Customers travelling miles to eat one out of...

Having many irons in the fire with never enough hours in the day, this is a housewife’s work load come...

Don't see it too often that's certainly for sure
The crowds soon gathered begging for more
A...

Akin to significance my eldest sister
felt toward her “Willies” –
(totally tubular fuzzy...

This little tale is about a slimy old frog
Wishing in his heart he was born a dog
It isn't a...