Comedy

I am running away but you won’t catch me

Coz I have had Weetabix and drank Red Bull for my tea...

I like a good laugh and that why when I write
I try to show life from all sides.
The dark and...

When I told my wife that her dad bought the farm, she thought he died.
But he actually bought a farm...

(Tidbit of trivia: associated with
businessman from Troy, New York,
Samuel Wilson, known...

Every morning starts with an interesting game
The night before the routine is just the same
...

My wife is extremely bad at playing the violin.
I hope that I go deaf and can never hear again....

while rifling thru outdated electronic drafts,
whereby yours went back to our memorable past....

Found my way round London like a boss
Know the best way to Piccadilly and Kings Cross
For I'...

They fed him nothing but honey,
For three captive weeks on end.
What happened next was...

If at first you don't succeed try try again
When did this first happen and tell me when
Was...

“Eyes down everybody, we are playing for a full house”

As all the chattering in the hall went as...

What does a poet actually look like ?

Yes I understand what he or she does do

But I get so...

I had simple pleasures when I was child
Not considered raucous and certainly not wild
Ten...

Sown by Norwegian bachelor farmer
in tandem with baked powder milk biscuits
courtesy your...

One cool cat,
Wearing shades
On his nose,
Where they stayed.

If I wrote exactly what I wanted whilst in my mischievous mood

Crikey me would I get tossed off my...

I try and pretend my interest as I study the TV

Though my better half isn’t bothered coz he is...