Comedy

ACT 1
LIFE IS LIKE
OPERA FRIST
YOU COME
ON STAGE
SCREAMING
AND...

His mind sharp and focused,
Where great imagination dwells
Never blunt or misleading,
...

Many monkeys
Maketh
A man

When we hear music
I think it is the beat
I’ve noticed I’m not the only one
Who...

Nothing is worse than being lost in a car
Surely my destination can't be all that far
I will...

Impossible mission, nevertheless
I take figurative aim
to craft poem without
...

so little time to eat
don't feel like meat,
all the food is about to expire
The...

"Stand well back there's nothing to see"
When that is spoken I have to disagree
Crowds of...

Number nine has no other numbers for company
Could be said as well as the number three
One...

He was in his youth a rebel and a punk
Life changed for him when he became a monk
A complete...

Watermelons, grapefruits, oranges...
lobbed at yours truly ruled out,
hence the missus dreamt...

keep your mouth shut, why say anything
Damn sure better hide that diamond ring
The world has...

This is a death defying act as I lie on my floor

With my best friends little Grandson standing...

In this poem you will find I hope a trend
It won't cause any offence and won't offend
...

Something is seriously afoot

Our telecom towers are down

I can't get no signal

I...

“How now brown Cow” said Emily on her knees

As she listened to the sniffing with a snort and a...

(written last year
unlike any other when out of this world
outlandish accouterments
...