Comedy

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Spouse sets obstacle course...

Spouse sets obstacle course endangering my life and limb

While sidestepping impediments,
Achilles heel stricken with paralyzing zap
chronically...

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Point of a joint

Point of a joint

I once was here
But now I'm not.
Don't worry about me
I just snuck off to smoke some...

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Cuppa!

Cuppa!

I come from England, so you see
I really love my cup of tea.
No matter what disasters fall...

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TOFFEE AND TEETH

Let me tell you all about a lady named Ruth
She got a sticky toffee stuck on her tooth
...

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MINI MUM AND MAXI MUM

Mini mum and maxi mum went shopping today
Both couldn't decide on what things to pay
Maxi...

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YESssss! She Said

YESssss! She Said

Tightened in respected cultural dress, Magnificent.
Dim skin-colored attractive, disciplined ancient...

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RICHARD CABLE

Let me tell you all about Richard Cable
Not hospital born but actually in a stable
Since...

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The Word Nerd

The Word Nerd

There once was a man they said he was a nerd but why on earth they called him that was really quite absurd...

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WHAT IS IN A NAME ?

Famous people with names of a town or a city
Can be considered humorous, funny and witty
To...

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The Sausage

The Sausage

I tied a sausage to my leg and for a short time my ex-girlfriend was fooled.
But she dumped me flat...

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Has been

Has been

I feel like the fool,
I’m at the end.
Like a tool, or
needing fuel,
I’m at the...

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DROPPING LETTERS


Friends become fiends if we dropped one letter
That got me thinking could I do any better...

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My pain

Whatever

Hope is a star we can't see. It shines black. It takes more then gives. Destroys planets people and life....

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Tales of Jill

Chapter Ten: Michael and Jenni’s second joy of bundles ?

Tales of Jill

Emily Grace was born on Wednesday the twenty fourth of October 2007, Mammy and Daddy’s second little...

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CHANGE OF LIFESTYLE


A tightwad and skinflint so says Google
With his money he was tight and frugal
No...

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Tales of Jill

Chapter Eight: Our trio of trouble bubbles

Tales of Jill

Amanda was born at 2. 40 a.m. on an early Saturday morning, January 3rd 1987..another darling daughter...

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Why Dont Wives Listen

Why don't wives ever listen to their husbands
Do they think they're not very bright

Totally...