Comedy

Washing windows with his wipers he tries not to look.. yet there are times when he cannot help himself and...

When it comes to food I will try most things
All dishes of the world from curry to chicken wings...

(alternatively titled: tardy duff fender of assertiveness,
especially after adjusting following...

There he stood in Mexico so proud and tall
Green and slimy and certainly wasn't small
Scales...

When I was a boy, my brother put a weed eater down my pants.
My new wife demanded that I get her...

Ooh my husband has some lovely juvly plums..they are hanging from the branches looking like little peachy...

Oh yes I can remember September’s plight.. those dam spiders of speediness scuttling with might.. I almost...

Looking at the promise in the eyes,
Wondering what is behind disguise.
A worry dispelled by...

I am sitting here just a deepthinkin’ why are sheep so a’stinkin’ .. coz all they eat is green grass and...

Did you ever see anything so bizzare as an animal trying to get into it’s owners car ? Well this is my...

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care home..
l’m not really sure how...

Huh our mistress has left us again she must have went to work.. after she tethered us at Grandad’s gate...

Got outta bed boot
did not drag comb against head
of beetle browed foo fighter,
he did...

Eeh is she is adorable this lassy makes me laugh.. playing with her rubber duckies splashing in the bath.....

Sticky licky toffee is becoming a mischief, clustered in claggy clumps inbetween me teef.. dam thing is as...

in kind and soft
to hearts
as spoken
to lips
a taste
to Love

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This time on September the 1st last year.. Oh yes I can remember this so vivid and clear..Well I was doing...