Comedy

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THE BREAKFAST TABLE PANTOMIME


Every morning at the same time they both met
Kept far apart when the breakfast table was set...

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Buzz

Buzz

I heard a buzzing from my head.
I often wondered if I was dead.
walking the streets, getting...

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Daisy Duke

Inspired by "The Dukes of Hazzard" TV show.

Daisy Duke

She is Daisy Duke and her cousins went too far.
Bo and Luke accidentally destroyed her yellow car....

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THIS OLD MAN

this old man this old man
he never patty wack
never gave a dog bone but
this old man...

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Misty the cat ?

Misty the cat ?

Misty the cat curls upon the furry mat listening to pitter patter on the windowpane..but this lazy lump...

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Such a messy little mouse ?

Such a messy little mouse ?

Somethings stuffin’ it’s self in my garden shed and it’s makin’ an awful mess as it is being fed..one...

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THE CHICKEN SHOW

Its time for the chicken show
on the all chicken network
and now here is are host for tonight...

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‘Wet behind the ears’

‘Wet behind the ears’

I asked my better half “Would you marry me today?” and he answered in a sarcastic tone “Yes my dearest...

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Dave's Doctor

Dave's Doctor

Dave needs to listen to his doctor
His doctor knows what's right ...
Over the years
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I don't Know

Pussy Cats hear me roar

I don't Know

Looking at some
of the Modern
Poets of Today

Ocean Vuong
Atticus
Rupi...

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Hairy Hamish & Gladys...

Hairy Hamish & Gladys McTagish

Hamish McTagish was a wild hairy Haggis
He dwelled amongst the hills & glens
His doting...

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Sir Billy Connolly❤️

Sir Billy Connolly❤️

l love the ‘Big Yin’
Such a unique personality
As tears roll down my cheeks with laughter...

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LITTLE SNORING

I kid you not there is a village called Little Snoring
People living here are certainly not dull or...

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TAMARA KNIGHT

They met in a crowded Dublin dance floor
Difficult for conversation that's for sure
Outside...

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THREE PEOPLE IN A BANK

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say...

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THE OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK

He went to the library for a particular book
Took it home to give it a read and a look
Days...

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THE WONKY PHOTO FRAME

He loved that print so he brought a frame
So began the tale of this amusing little game
The...