Comedy

My dad
told
Me
To
Tie
It
In
A
Knot
Now at 53...

One solitary running rabbit hopping on my lawn.. another rabbit appears from nowhere in the early morn.....

Where Oh where can my glasses be .. the problem is I cannot see.. so I feel under my comfy chair.. but...

I opened my dictionary this morning on a random page
Words beginning with en appeared like enjoy...

A monkey named Elvis checked into the Heartbreak Hotel
Walked in with his case as he started to...

Regarding yours truly
he experienced setback
amplified by Luddite propensity
nostalgic...

I realise that when I write my Life and Verses it just sounds like when I am talking.. coz I am well known...

I hope my old house in a hundred years or more will still have occupants welcoming it’s door.. and I...

(alternately titled: courtesy Doctor Donald Dossey
who coined paraskevidekatriaphobia
August...

This little leprechaun loved an Irish lass with his black buckled shoes he was as green as the grass.. but...

Tripping the light fantastic ?

He tripped the light fantastic when he stumbled on the floor.....

As I sit amidst my idling of time penning my life and verses that I love to rhyme..my mindfulness misses...

I could write about him or perhaps pen about her but I can’t think what she looks like coz my mind is in a...

love stand at her open window
in this long hot summer night

dressed only to the air...

(Written in hospital, out of head on oramorph and clonazepam so sorry if rusty)

10/08/2020
‘...

My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag.
She hated The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag....

Whose are the boots at the end of my bed ?
His wife replied to him they belong to Fred
He...