Comedy

Poem -

The Fonz Was A Wimp

This poem was inspired by the "Happy Days" Television...

The Fonz Was A Wimp

I learned that Arthur Fonzerelli was actually a wimp.
I beat him senseless and he started walking...

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"It's in the oven...

College Blues

My pressure cooker is over freight

So many things baking in there

Some have been in there...

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we will sit still

we will sit still

we will sit still
as death laugh passed us

as tomorrow come to us in sleep
we will...

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I have lost my spectacles ?

I have lost my spectacles ?

Have you seen my spectacles ? as I am searching everywhere, lifting up the cushions on the sofas and...

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A PERFECT CIRCLE

A pencil and paper a task I have to do
Won't be easy that's what I say to you
Will take me...

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In a terrible stew..?

In a terrible stew..?

I am scared to death in a state of displease, wobbling like a jelly with wibbling knees..why the hell did...

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Dennis the menace mouse ?

Dennis the menace mouse ?

Bartholomew Bunny has made himself a brand new house, it’s two burrows down from Micky the Mouse.. he’s...

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WEIRD WACKY AND TRUE

Just how weird and wacky some stories can be
This one is true so please kindly believe me
...

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THREE PEAS IN A POD

Three peas in a pod were a fine looking bean
A shiny outer layer and a beautiful green
These...

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WHAT FRUIT ?

One piece of fruit a day is good for the soul
All vying for attention in the pretty fruit bowl...

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Irish Micky Flynn..?

Irish Micky Flynn..?

He wins the nobbly knee contest coz he is so very bony..haha his legs goes right up to his pants, two...

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Time zips by at lightspeed

Time zips by at lightspeed

Before scant opportunity
to make amends totally tubular slips away,
I (one generic doubting...

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Those cats and dogs ?

Those cats and dogs ?

Well I am lying in my bed, it’s quarter to eight in the morning, as I stretch my arms and gape my gob...

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EFFING AND BLINDING


Molly Perkins was old and lived next door
Her son a sailor came home from the war
I...

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AUSSIE NAMES

Victoria whose surname I do not know
Went with Alice Springs to a theatre show
Both had a...

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Point of a joint

Point of a joint

I once was here but now I'm not,
Don't worry about me I just snuck off to smoke some pot.
I...

Poem -

Point of a joint

Point of a joint

I once was here but now I'm not
Don't worry about me I just snuck off to smoke some pot.
I...