CONTEMPORARY " NOT "

Oh I wish I could be more contemporary

My Art would be exemplary 

Act like Tracy Emin

Stop being feminine

Oh I wish I could be more contemporary

Oh I wish I could be more contemporary

Make the Queen look even more scary

My portfolio is void 

Im not Lucian freud 

Oh I wishI could be more contemporary

When I think of the paintings I've done

They should have been more larey 

May be photocopied my bum

Oh I wish I could be more contemporary

Oh I wish I could be  more contemporary

and join in the 21st century

Could formaldehyde pricks

Or pile up house bricks 

Oh I wish  I could be more  contemporary

Oh I wish I could be more contemporary

Just like the Hayward gallery

 Imagination alight 
invisible out of sight 


Oh I wish I could be more contemporary 

                    "NOT"