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Covid Grande

Since the shut in from the covid virus epidemic
I have changed my ways in my appearance it seems I have gained weight
My therapy for not going out into the public has been a new recipe a day
Fried cocoanut shrimp, fried chicken, fried red potatoes with red onions, green and red peppers
Bananna cream pie with graham cracker crust
I have eaten more in the past year and a half I think I shall bust
Covid grande is what its called no more tight jeans instead elastic waste sweat pants a size or two bigger
Just in case I have another craving for a peanutbutter pie with whipping cream two inches high
One thing is for sure I am not bashful eating everything off my plate
Now I am getting ready for enchilladas and burritos with a lime margarita
Next month I might want to think about a YMCA membership and a subscription for Jenny Craig
As long as my man likes a full figured woman I am okay with being covid grande
Let us eat through our shut in days of  misery

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agnes

The title made me curious to click and I was most amused by how fitting went with this haha enjoyed it and it was relatable. Yes we shall eat through our shit days of misery together lol 

 

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Nancy Mcgowin

Thank you for taking a look
Appreciate it
Nancy

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linda lank

I can relate totally Linda lately I am walking to combat my love of eating 
so walk on .

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